Category Archives: #shitmystudentssay

Excuses

I truly appreciate honesty from my students. I laughed out loud when I received this message.    I did forgive her.

Excuses

I truly appreciate honesty from my students. I laughed out loud when I received this message.    I did forgive her.

Magic Pooh

“Hunter, why are your hands purple?” I asked.  He hesitated so I asked, in Korean. “손들이 보라색, 왜요?” “Magic pooh,” he replied uncertainly.     **I have since discovered that ‘magic pooh’ is a real thing. It’s a powder taken to

Magic Pooh

“Hunter, why are your hands purple?” I asked.  He hesitated so I asked, in Korean. “손들이 보라색, 왜요?” “Magic pooh,” he replied uncertainly.     **I have since discovered that ‘magic pooh’ is a real thing. It’s a powder taken to

I’m cry, no speek.

Sometimes when you turn your back on your textbook your students will leave you notes.   This was a little heartbreaking and cute, at the same time. No one would cop to it and everyone thought it was really funny. 

I’m cry, no speek.

Sometimes when you turn your back on your textbook your students will leave you notes.   This was a little heartbreaking and cute, at the same time. No one would cop to it and everyone thought it was really funny. 

Monday Illness

The topic was illnesses that aren’t really illnesses. The example that class was given was an ice cream headache/ brain freeze. This was my favorite by far. 

Monday Illness

The topic was illnesses that aren’t really illnesses. The example that class was given was an ice cream headache/ brain freeze. This was my favorite by far. 

It’s cold

It has been quite cold and windy lately. Personally, I have no reference for how warm or cold a witch’s breasts might be. I did not teach this expression. I’m aware of the expression but it’s not part of my

It’s cold

It has been quite cold and windy lately. Personally, I have no reference for how warm or cold a witch’s breasts might be. I did not teach this expression. I’m aware of the expression but it’s not part of my

Merry Christmas!!!

One of my students got his holidays a little confused. Merry Christmas from me and Spider Santa!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

One of my students got his holidays a little confused. Merry Christmas from me and Spider Santa!!!

Boys are stupid…

One of my little girls came to school with this bag. I assumed that she knew or maybe her parents knew what it said…nope. When I asked her where she got it, she got really embarrassed and admitted she didn’t

Boys are stupid…

One of my little girls came to school with this bag. I assumed that she knew or maybe her parents knew what it said…nope. When I asked her where she got it, she got really embarrassed and admitted she didn’t